Warning: The Young Addison Blackbeard and Daddy Blackbeard are on the LOOSE!!
If you see these roaming buccaneers pillaging in a town near you, DO NOT try to apprehend them! They are extremely dangerous and will stop at nothing to gather booty. They have been known to ransack a pantry and eat all the prunes and Nila wafers in sight. Also, be sure to secure your stash of milk and coffee, fore these villains will drink 'til their heart's content.
The only known sure-fire way to rid these two plunderers is to play a Buffett tune as loud as possible and serve up a couple of cold Pina Coladas (one virgin of course!). But use extreme caution when attempting to quench their thirsts, fore the little pirate demands a straw!!!
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